NHL Player Gets Ass Whooped
DETROIT, MI — In what witnesses are calling the most lopsided altercation in the history of professional ice hockey, Detroit […]
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LeBron James Leaves Earth to Join Interplanetary Basketball League
LOS ANGELES, CA — LeBron James has officially left Earth’s atmosphere to sign a multi-year deal with the newly formed
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Belgium Blames Loss on Inadequate U.S. Waffle Options, Unlimited Soft Drinks
MIAMI, FL — The Belgian Football Federation issued a formal statement Wednesday blaming their stunning World Cup loss on what
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Can’t Miss Draft Pick Misses
WASHINGTON — In what analysts are calling the most foreseeable catastrophe in the history of competitive fantasy football, local manager
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