DISCLAIMER
Official Disclaimer of The Washington Huddle
Please Read This. We Mean It.
The Washington Huddle is a satirical publication. All articles, headlines, quotes, statistics, player names, team references, press conferences, anonymous sources, unnamed insiders, and “league officials” are entirely fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only.
Any resemblance to actual sports events, real athletes, coaching decisions, fantasy football outcomes, or journalistic integrity is purely coincidental.
The Washington Huddle does not claim to be a legitimate news organization. We do, however, claim to be extremely funny, a position we maintain regardless of reader feedback.
Specifically, we would like to clarify the following:
No athletes were harmed in the production of our articles, though several were mildly inconvenienced by our headlines.
Our reporters — including but not limited to Chad Harrington III, Ray “The Gut” Gunderson, Dorothea “Dot” Kessler, Pradeep Nambiar, DeMarcus “Showtime” Paxton, and Kylie Danvers — are fictional characters. Any decisions made based on their reporting, particularly fantasy football decisions based on Ray Gunderson’s recommendations, are entirely your own responsibility. Ray’s too, technically, but he disputes this.
The Washington Huddle’s anonymous sources are anonymous because they do not exist.
Statistics cited in our articles have not been verified, fact-checked, or in some cases calculated. Pradeep Nambiar’s charts are real. We think.
The Washington Huddle does not constitute legal, medical, financial, or fantasy football advice. Please consult a professional for all of the above, especially fantasy football.
A Note on Fair Use:
The Washington Huddle operates as a parody publication protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, which we have read significant portions of.
If you have concerns about a specific article, please contact us via our Contact page. We will review your concern carefully and then probably write an article about it.
— The Legal Team of The Washington Huddle
(The Washington Huddle does not have a legal team.)
